Banned Camp Open for New Applicants and the Peabody Fan Club
Hello Campers!
The Kimkins Banned Camp is now accepting new applicants for the 2009 summer season. Welcome our newest member DeLynn! How can you become a member of this elite camp facility?
Simply join Kimkins.com, then join the Facebook group Kimkins Sucks, and just wait until you are unable to log into the Kimkins site. It’s that easy! There is no additional charge to join Banned Camp. While you will need to invest to join Kimkins, you might get those funds back if you made your investment during the time of the Womans World release.
If you’d like to be a special member of the Peabody fan club, you’ll be required to do a bit more work. You’ll need to join Kimkins, become a banned camp member, and then start your very own blog to spread the truth of your story and what you experience. You must take an oath to blog the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Peabody seems to be a bit selective on who he allows into his club, but once you’re in, you too could recieve a personal autographed letter from him where he requests your name and address. I’m not sure, but I think he is planning suprise live visits to members of his fan club! (please note, I do not know for sure if this is his intention, I am only imagining this.)
One more event you should all be aware of – This Monday June 8th we hope to see some more entertaining paperwork created that will be published by the Riverside Court House on the current state of Kimkins, our lawsuit, and hopefully more scheduling of the events to come. Yipee!
Looks like we will have plenty of scary stories to share around the campfire this summer. I’m off to pack my things now.
Can’t wait to see you all there!
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