Business Advice for Heidi
I’m very concerned about you Heidi. I did a quick little search for Kimkins today and I see you are still running your ads:
Google Ad for Heidi 9/28/08
Yet, apparently Heidi is facing some financial hardship. Heidi, you don’t bet on the ponies with your last bit of money!
Not only that, but this is just a shame you are calling this a “no exercise” diet. I think the lesson a lot of us have learned is that exercise is very important when losing weight. Exercise is good for the body. There is maybe a very small amount of the population who have been told not to exercise for some serious medical condition. Are these the people you are trying to target?
I’m very concerned about your business Heidi. So, here is my advice for the day. Stop wasting your money on the paid advertising. You don’t have money to be frivelously pawning off on expensive ads. Remember? I think you need to ramp up your efforts on getting the word out about Kimkins. That way people will just google it, and of course your site comes right to the top of the search. You have securely locked in at the top. Isn’t that just great?
Now, unfortunately every other site on that front page results is currently anti-kimkins, but don’t most people click on the top one? Or do most actually scroll down the page? Hmmm.
I see. The only way for you to now lure people in is with your ads put on sites where the consumer does not see anything negative, like how you LIED.
If anyone has caused you any financial hardship, it has been you causing your own problems. See, if you hadn’t LIED in the first place, there would be nothing negative for us to say about the wonderful Kimkins Diet.
I wonder what other lies you’ve been telling. Could there be any about me? I sure hope you haven’t accused me of doing anything I didn’t do – that could be SLANDER. Something like that could tarnish my GOOD REPUTATION. Of course, I would have to provide “proof that the defendant uttered the alleged statement.” Good thing those court people write down everything you are saying and there are witnesses there to hear it. Fortunately for me, I keep all my records. I’m willing to show the courts all and any of my accounts and documents. Let’s hope it doesn’t have to come to that as I do hate paperwork. But for this cause I will do anything required.
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